Ok. THIS one. THIS is THE ONE.

Really. I promise.
I'm
DONE.
NO
MORE
TYPEWRITERS
for me.
At least for a day or two.
I just stopped in for a SECOND... I just walked past the SECTION where they keep the typewriters. There weren't any.

BUT

and that's a big but.
There was a tiny black case.
a
tiny
ALMOST TOO tiny...
very
VERY
VERY
old.
Case.
Just the handle was worth stopping to check... so I cracked the case open...

and THEN....



then....


I saw the KEYS.
and the GREEN
and the METAL...

and I had to get it.
and it WORKS.
and it's the smallest case I've gotten yet.
and I think I will call her Fiona.

yes.
fiona.

I think I need to call a shrink.