He's got BEE Hives!

Ok, so three days ago, Josh came up to me, and showed me that he had a bug bite.
OR
So we
thought.
Turns out,
DAY 1
the next morning, it's ALL OVER.
it's
HIVES.
no idea from what, because the bug bite is now a hive, and there is a red BAND around the poor guy's belly there are so many.
So~ I go on line, and diagnose the boy with HIVES.
"bee hives?" that's what he asked. A little bit panicked I think at the thought of the bees.... Not BEE hives, just Hives. Don't know why they call them that.
I go get proper medications, and put lotion on for the itch.

DAY 2
Now all the places that DIDN'T have the bee hives on them YESTERDAY, have them today.
Go figure.
So, I decide to make SURE that Dr. Mom is right, and go to the Dr.
did I mention we've moved, and don't HAVE a Dr. here yet?
well, the Dr. office that I THOUGHT was an urgent care, is not, but they take pity on the boy, and see us anyway. We'll be going back as regulars now, so the Dr. thing is solved.
Dr. Mom was right, and they have no idea how he got them either....
new foods?
no
new medications?
no
new detergents?
none
Hmmmmm
well, it's BEE Hives for sure. we may never know from what. Here's your prescription, and keep up the things you did already....
*i pat myself on the Dr. mom back*
We get the meds, and things are looking good.

Day 3
still have the bee hives, but they are looking better. UNTIL tonight, and I FINALLY got the camera out to show you. They LOOK like they itch. I itch just talking about them! When will they be gone? and Did you KNOW they move around? They totally do. and they get ANGRY. and when they get ANGRY.....
they itch.
So, My recommendation to all you six year old boys who are thinking about getting BEE Hives.....
DON'T
you don't wanna bee there when they get MAD.
and they can get MAD anywhere they WANT.
Spooty.